ItalianSmurf
Smurf You
24 / Pizza roll / Philadelphia, PA, United States
Uh...so I'm bad at this stuff. It's like I have 4000 characters to talk about myself and all I can think about is pizza.
I'm short, hence the smurf nickname. Lots of people call me it, don't be weird about it. Ok, I'm not that short. Like 5'6". But you get my point.
On here because I'm bored. And I like making friends.
I'm short, hence the smurf nickname. Lots of people call me it, don't be weird about it. Ok, I'm not that short. Like 5'6". But you get my point.
On here because I'm bored. And I like making friends.
What I'm doing with my life
So I guess the serious stuff goes here. Ok, so I have a college degree. I got that back in 2012. Had a job, got laid off and now I'm a manager at McDonald's. I promise my sense of humor makes up for the lack of economic status. Either way, I'm looking for a job. I'm trying to get a job in media. Mainly print. But the main thing that you should take away from this is I'm going to be successful no matter what it takes. I deserve that for myself.
Ok serious stuff over, message me if you want to chat about anything or watch me try to be funny.
Ok serious stuff over, message me if you want to chat about anything or watch me try to be funny.
Favouritest of all the things
Beer
Sex
Pizza
In that order.
Sex
Pizza
In that order.
My darkest secret
I once pooped in the shower and clogged the drain. When the plumber came to fix it I gave me $5 to not tell my mom what happened. I was 6 or 7.
Oh god, like 2 people know that story and I posted it on the internet. Hope my mom doesn't find out.
Oh god, like 2 people know that story and I posted it on the internet. Hope my mom doesn't find out.
This will update slightly - ish every 30minutes. What is this?
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