I am a cat, but that option was not available so I guess I'll go with what's next.
Gravity is my specialty.

I go to college: Biology with emphasis in Forensic Sciences and Chemistry.
I have an internship: CSI Unit at a local police department.
I have a job: Carmax. Ballin'

My favorite things: Science, make-up, Asian food, texting, steak, beef jerky and video games.
My least favorite things: white socks, the smell of fresh cut grass and homework.

Some other interesting facts:

- I can turn my belly button inside out
- I love animals
- I can bark pretty well. Usually I can do it by dog breed... Which is unique, I guess.
- My favorite type of music is Broadway.
- I am allergic to nori and yet my favorite comfort food is sushi.
- Im getting season passes to Six Flags and Im pretty fucking stoked about it.
- I talk too much.
- My favorite cocktail is a Disaronno Sour.
- I seem really awesome at first, but soon you realize that I am not.
- I like to think of myself as smart. My inability to read any social cues whatsoever refutes that previous statement.
- I like long walks on the beach
- I dont understand why you are still reading this.
- I am a serial killer.
- Just kidding.
- Or am I?
- Made you doubt it!
- I dont like to eat a lot of sweet things. Salty snacks are my weakness.
- I use to weigh almost 300 pounds! Wow, such fat! So weightloss. Much chubby! WOW!
- Seriously, you're still here?
- Ok one more, since you dedicated yourself.
- Well, technically two more counting that one.
- Fuck... Wait.. Three... Four?
- My favorite color is purple.

Wow, writing this was like camping.....


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