Euphio
Up close I'm just a burlap sack full of bees and hot dogs
Lindsay
Female / Pittsburgh, PA, United States
I own and operate a lucrative dude ranch and after-hours taxidermy emporium. I spend my days just lying back and ranchin dudes. Hell, if it's a slow night at the emporium I might even putter around with a bag of smashed armadillos and see if I can't finish that diorama of the Alamo I've been working on.
What I'm doing with my life
Regulating.
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My darkest secret
I think I recently got a tapeworm from working with feral cats without gloves on, and I'm ok with it.
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