Living, studying and working in the Manchester area. I think I'm funny like 90% of the time, the other 10% I actually am. If you like coffee and motorcycles we'll probably get on.
What I'm doing with my life
Currently studying motorsports, with an aim to hopefully end up at uni on a Motorcycle Engineering course. Working as a waitress and hating every minute of it, luckily there's such a thing as vodka.
Favouritest of all the things
Favourite quote from one of my customers: "There is chicken ass in my meal."
My darkest secret
I'm not actually human I'm just a really tall dwarf.