Dreamare
119 / Male / AMERICA FUCK YEAH, United States
I like long walks on the bitch, martinis, and a bunch of other bullshit you might or might not believe if I put an actual About Me here. But anyways, that's not the point. I'm here to tell you why you should be online friends with me, and why I'm not a stalker. Except I'm not going to do any of that. Sorry, not sorry.
None of the information on my profile is true, except for what I identify, and what I'm looking for and with who.
Also U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
By now I've used a little less than 16% of my character limit for my about me, so I'm just going to stop. Right. Here. Full stop. Damn, I'm still going. Fuck. Hi mom!
2 + 2 = 5
People said they liked my bio, so now it's time for Bio 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Game. Except not the game, because you just lost the game.
Oh glorious zebra butt, tell me your secrets. Tell me all you know, and we can rule the world together.
None of the information on my profile is true, except for what I identify, and what I'm looking for and with who.
Also U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
By now I've used a little less than 16% of my character limit for my about me, so I'm just going to stop. Right. Here. Full stop. Damn, I'm still going. Fuck. Hi mom!
2 + 2 = 5
People said they liked my bio, so now it's time for Bio 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Game. Except not the game, because you just lost the game.
Oh glorious zebra butt, tell me your secrets. Tell me all you know, and we can rule the world together.
What I'm doing with my life
Dreamare apparently isn't doing anything with their life, that's unfortunate.
Favouritest of all the things
Dreamare has not written anything about their favouritest of all things.
My darkest secret
Dreamare doesn't think they have any secrets, but we all know about that one time right? ;)
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