I'M WRITING THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M ANGRY OVER SOMETHING AT WORK THAT I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER AND I HAVE DECIDED TO USE CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY SO HERE I GO. I'M AN AVERAGE HUMAN FEMALE AND I LIKE CATS. BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS SO IT KINDA KILLS THAT JOY. BUT I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE AND I LOVE THAT MORE THAN CATS SO IT EVENS OUT. I LIKE THINGS, LIKE CARTOONS AND SHIT. BUT I PAY MY BILLS LIKE AN ADULT SO I'M NOT A MAN-CHILD LIVING IN MY PARENTS BASEMENTS. I DON'T KILL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT INTO SETTING LIVING THINGS ON FIRE SO THERE ISN'T ANY WORRY IN THE SANE DEPARTMENT. BUT I WANT TO SET MY ENEMIES ON FIRE BECAUSE THEY DON'T COUNT.