When you meet the glory that is me, then you will know. Also no one is going to tell me different.
What I'm doing with my life
I'm a dashing secret agent, posing as a bum. It's a terribly hard life.
Favouritest of all the things
I like wrestling, DnD, videogames, slacking off, Music (so much music), books, manga/anime, and whatever random thing that catches my interest on the internet.
My darkest secret
Under my beard is a second beard... Also I really like "terrible" music.