CollegeDowntime
Jeremy
31 / Male / Arlington, TX 76006, United States
If I had to describe me, I would paint it like this:
It's raining poop, which is on fire. Everything is on fire. You're on fire. That dude over there is on fire. That lady's cat is on fire. Life itself is on fire.
That goose over there is me (also on fire) who looks calm on the surface of the poopy water, admiring the sunset and saying things like "Compared to today, tomorrow should be great!" but deep down, my legs are kicking a mile a minute because I'm doing my best to keep myself from having my goose cooked.
tl;dr?
I'm an optimistic, down to earth guy who rarely drinks, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs. I smile often and laugh a lot. I'm an introvert who's learned how to fake it. I'm not lazy but I enjoy admiring the simple things in life without feeling like I'm in a rush or stressed out.
It's raining poop, which is on fire. Everything is on fire. You're on fire. That dude over there is on fire. That lady's cat is on fire. Life itself is on fire.
That goose over there is me (also on fire) who looks calm on the surface of the poopy water, admiring the sunset and saying things like "Compared to today, tomorrow should be great!" but deep down, my legs are kicking a mile a minute because I'm doing my best to keep myself from having my goose cooked.
tl;dr?
I'm an optimistic, down to earth guy who rarely drinks, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs. I smile often and laugh a lot. I'm an introvert who's learned how to fake it. I'm not lazy but I enjoy admiring the simple things in life without feeling like I'm in a rush or stressed out.
What I'm doing with my life
Well, seeing as I was homeless just a few weeks ago, I'm just trying to get the basic stuff out of the way: Got an apartment. Still going to school. Doing an internship and working a job.
Next step: Finish school. Get a career. Find a girl. Live together. Get married. Make babies.
Seriously, I don't have any great aspirations in life. I just want to be happy with the simple things and live without drama. I want a decent job, a decent girl, a decent house, and have decent health.
Next step: Finish school. Get a career. Find a girl. Live together. Get married. Make babies.
Seriously, I don't have any great aspirations in life. I just want to be happy with the simple things and live without drama. I want a decent job, a decent girl, a decent house, and have decent health.
Favouritest of all the things
I like the cold. Wait let me take that back... I like getting warm when I'm cold! Hot showers, blankets, hoodies, fires, snuggling, cats, dogs and pizza. All those things warm you up when you are cold so I like those things. Yeah those are my favouritist.
Thank God I live in Texas where it's hotter than Satan in a microwave 90% of the year and the only thing cold here is the black heart of Jerry from accounting. Screw you Jerry...and that lady in HR (the fat one who never smiles) too!
Thank God I live in Texas where it's hotter than Satan in a microwave 90% of the year and the only thing cold here is the black heart of Jerry from accounting. Screw you Jerry...and that lady in HR (the fat one who never smiles) too!
My darkest secret
If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret anymore...but whatever.
I guess my darkest secret is that despite my optimistic mindset and calm disposition I am terrified of ending up lonely. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind being alone, I just don't want to be single forever. It's seriously depressing having been out of a relationship for so long and the older I get the more it seems like my ship has sailed.
Everyone around me is either married or those that are single look like they've escaped an acid bath and fell down an ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and then repeatedly got stung by bees when they landed. It's that or they are insane and no one wants to marry them because of it.
Having been forced to deal with all my fears so far, being lonely is the one I am afraid of the most...and it feel like it's staring at me like your dog does when you are about to eat the last piece of meat but NOW SWITCH OUT THAT DOG FOR A DEMON OF LONELINESS! .. .. .. You just took the last bite... and it's not happy. THAT is how I feel most of the time.
Yeah so give me a chat. I'm sure we'll have a great time and be friends :)
I guess my darkest secret is that despite my optimistic mindset and calm disposition I am terrified of ending up lonely. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind being alone, I just don't want to be single forever. It's seriously depressing having been out of a relationship for so long and the older I get the more it seems like my ship has sailed.
Everyone around me is either married or those that are single look like they've escaped an acid bath and fell down an ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and then repeatedly got stung by bees when they landed. It's that or they are insane and no one wants to marry them because of it.
Having been forced to deal with all my fears so far, being lonely is the one I am afraid of the most...and it feel like it's staring at me like your dog does when you are about to eat the last piece of meat but NOW SWITCH OUT THAT DOG FOR A DEMON OF LONELINESS! .. .. .. You just took the last bite... and it's not happy. THAT is how I feel most of the time.
Yeah so give me a chat. I'm sure we'll have a great time and be friends :)
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