ChipNoir
"Normal is vastly overrated"
26 / Male / Michigan, United States
I'm a geek, in the purest sense of the word. I have a number of game consoles, and have a great passion for turn based RPGS and survival horrors.. I also know at least something about every horror movie ever made. I am an avid horror geek, and if you aren't afraid to argue a little, you can be my best friend ever if you geek out with me over which horror movie is the best.
I like to cook (though I'm clumsy and over ambitions), and absolutely love making drinks (hot or cold) for friends, and experimenting with new recipes. I am the perfect party host, and do my best to make my cherished guests feel warm and cozy in my home. Even if the meals sometimes turn out disastrous. Give people enough alcohol and they never complain though. By the way, if you ever buy me a Melon Summer (MIdori+Cherry Vodka+MtDew), I'll love you over.
My best skill is reading people, and understanding what they need. In a world where the art of conversation and socializing is all but extinct, I have a master's degree in drawing out people that interest me. Sit with me, have a cup of coffee, and let the good times flow.
I like to cook (though I'm clumsy and over ambitions), and absolutely love making drinks (hot or cold) for friends, and experimenting with new recipes. I am the perfect party host, and do my best to make my cherished guests feel warm and cozy in my home. Even if the meals sometimes turn out disastrous. Give people enough alcohol and they never complain though. By the way, if you ever buy me a Melon Summer (MIdori+Cherry Vodka+MtDew), I'll love you over.
My best skill is reading people, and understanding what they need. In a world where the art of conversation and socializing is all but extinct, I have a master's degree in drawing out people that interest me. Sit with me, have a cup of coffee, and let the good times flow.
What I'm doing with my life
Right now I'm just trying to pull the pieces together after losing my job, relationship, and whatever else. Right now I'm more looking for friends than romance. Maybe I'll find the right guy this time along the way?.
I need more friends in my life regardless. Even just someone to chat with
I need more friends in my life regardless. Even just someone to chat with
Favouritest of all the things
Music: Anything 80's pop. I like indie rock from time to time, and adore musak-jazz in the tub. I have a soft spot in particular for Limahl. I love bouncy jpop, and Disney musical numbers.
Authors: Eoin Colfer, David Eddings, Terry Pratchet, Douglas Adams, Garth Nix, JK Rowling, Edgar Allen Poe, Clive Barker, and Gregory McGuire. Anyone with a good sense of humor in their narrative. I love audiobooks. Don't ever buy me an actual book; It'll sit ignore till it collects dust. Currently I'm going through Game of Thrones.
Films: Any horror film from 1975-1995. Almost anything Tim Burton. Labyrinth, Indian Jones, What Dreams May Come.
TV: I'm a big fan of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, NormalBoots, Game Theorist, and Archemedes 123. Xena, Star Trek, Mythbusters, House. Supernatural, Doctor Who, Being Human, Merlin. I am such a big fan of the 80's I even watch marathons of 80's commercials on Youtube. No seriously, look them up. I lose whole nights that way.
Anime: Ghost Hunt, Shugo Chara, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Scrapped Princess, Sailor Moon Super S, Ruby Gloom. Basically, nothing mainstream. I am no Narutard or Pokefreak.
Games: Final Fantasy 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 10-2, 13, Shadow of the Colossus, Silent Hill 1-3 and Downpour, Fatal Frame 1-3, Catherine, Katamari, Lollypop Chainsaw, No More Heroes, Tomba 1, 2, Rockband, Mod Racers, Medievil, Persona 3,4, Minecraft!
Authors: Eoin Colfer, David Eddings, Terry Pratchet, Douglas Adams, Garth Nix, JK Rowling, Edgar Allen Poe, Clive Barker, and Gregory McGuire. Anyone with a good sense of humor in their narrative. I love audiobooks. Don't ever buy me an actual book; It'll sit ignore till it collects dust. Currently I'm going through Game of Thrones.
Films: Any horror film from 1975-1995. Almost anything Tim Burton. Labyrinth, Indian Jones, What Dreams May Come.
TV: I'm a big fan of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, NormalBoots, Game Theorist, and Archemedes 123. Xena, Star Trek, Mythbusters, House. Supernatural, Doctor Who, Being Human, Merlin. I am such a big fan of the 80's I even watch marathons of 80's commercials on Youtube. No seriously, look them up. I lose whole nights that way.
Anime: Ghost Hunt, Shugo Chara, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Scrapped Princess, Sailor Moon Super S, Ruby Gloom. Basically, nothing mainstream. I am no Narutard or Pokefreak.
Games: Final Fantasy 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 10-2, 13, Shadow of the Colossus, Silent Hill 1-3 and Downpour, Fatal Frame 1-3, Catherine, Katamari, Lollypop Chainsaw, No More Heroes, Tomba 1, 2, Rockband, Mod Racers, Medievil, Persona 3,4, Minecraft!
My darkest secret
I am a supreme fetishist. Its not really a secret, but I have some dark tastes. Life isn't fun without a bit of a scare. If I like you enough, you might get to catch that side of me.
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