I cook better than your grandma. I brew amazing wine. My hair is prettier than yours. I'm also a musician:
Primary guitar: SG G-400 (standard or C tuning), GOTOH tuners/bridge, Seymour Duncan Phat Cat pickups with BOSS ME-70 pedal
Style: desert rock, grunge, psychedelic improv, alternative
Vocal range: 4 octaves (F#1-F#5)
Other instruments played: bass guitar, drums, piano, organ, keyboard, mellotron, ondes martenot, synth, computer
Influences: Josh Homme, Thom Yorke, Eddie Vedder, Dave Grohl, Jonny Greenwood, David Gilmour, Syd Barrett, Pete Townshend
What I'm doing with my life
Hedonism, mostly, with a side of programming and affiliate marketing.
Favouritest of all the things
guitars, small furry mammals, some large furry mammals, motorcycles (current: 250R, ZX6R, 650R and 300, Ninjas) Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Elementary, Supernatural, Good Eats, Top Gear, pharmacology, programming (VB6/C/Cpp/.NET), web design (JS, HTML, PHP, CSS, SQL), gourmet cooking, wine brewing, sci-fi/dystopian/fantasy novels, Spyro, Pokémon and Crash Bandicoot
My darkest secret
When I was in second grade, a kid I was talking to in class got in trouble because the teacher thought he was talking to me, though he hadn't said a word. I didn't say anything to speak up for him. I feel terrible.
I'm sorry, Matthew.