I think life is a lot like how Eminem described it: arms spaghetti, I'm slim shady. I'm not too sure that's his exact words, I'm only paraphrasing, but it's really gotten me to view life in a different perspective.

A bit about me, I grew up and lived in the suburbs around the greater area of Los Angeles, California (No, not Beverly Hills), in the country of Fk Yeah, 'Merica. I have been to Compton, so don't mess with me. I deal with traffic on the 405 on a daily basis, so I'll laugh at you complaining about your 3 block backup. Yes, I said "THE" 405. I don't surf but I have seen the Hollywood sign too many times. The 951 is hella dope but you'd have to be there to get it.

Sometimes I make money for a living and do hobbies in my spare time. I like listening to some mainstream music but show off hipster stuff. I live on a diet of fast food and soda, occasional exercise and picking things up and putting them down keeps the diabetes at bay, for now. I am relatively healthy all things considered. Sometimes I pretend I have insomnia to have something to complain about, but it's really just because I can't get off the internet at night...

Oh crap, I'll finish this later. I forgot I left my bald eagle in my F250...