BismarcksMustache

BismarcksMustache

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
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I sexually identify as a Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausf. H. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling over the fields of Europe shooting 75mm APCR rounds at filthy Bolsheviks. People say to me that a person being a tank is impossible, but I don't care - I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a 7.5 cm KwK 40 gun, Schürzen skirting, and a 12-cylinder Maybach HL 120 TRM V12 on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Panzer IV H" and respect my right to kill on the Eastern and Western fronts, and kill in North Africa. If you can't accept me you're a tankaphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for your understanding.

What I'm doing with my life
College is my life currently (started at 15), soon to be in medical school. Then it's off to surgical residency!
Favouritest of all the things
Germany, Star Trek, X-Files, and History. And don't forget the nervous system!
My darkest secret
I once didn't know who Otto von Bismarck was. That was a dark time.
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