Biitchbetterhavemyhoney
23 / Male / New Jersey, United States
-I live in New Jersey. Yeah, it's really not that bad but even I crack jokes about myself living here.
-I drink coffee out of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mug
-4 years ago a dog was given to me at the park, today she's sleeping next to me as write this.
-I love Wes Anderson movies, Moonrise Kingdom is my all time favorite.
-My first tattoo is a a Moonrise Kingdom tattoo.
-I'm bored a lot and have very few people I talk to sooooo that's why I'm here.
-I'm also somehow more awkward online than I am in person, so I really dislike starting conversations with people because I never know what to say and I regret saying anything the moment I say anything.
-I drink coffee out of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mug
-4 years ago a dog was given to me at the park, today she's sleeping next to me as write this.
-I love Wes Anderson movies, Moonrise Kingdom is my all time favorite.
-My first tattoo is a a Moonrise Kingdom tattoo.
-I'm bored a lot and have very few people I talk to sooooo that's why I'm here.
-I'm also somehow more awkward online than I am in person, so I really dislike starting conversations with people because I never know what to say and I regret saying anything the moment I say anything.
What I'm doing with my life
Trying to stay sane as I save up all the money i can to move out of this house. Browsing Imgur is my only hope in getting through this.
Favouritest of all the things
My dog Hera. Making stupid music that only sounds good to me.
Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, Black Books, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Arrested Development (including the new season), Bones, House, Jackass
Movies: Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Back To The Future, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom, Rushmore, Nebraska, American Hustle, Philomena, Fargo, Fight clu....nothing.
Authors: John Green, Junot Diaz are my heros
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand coffee.
Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, Black Books, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Arrested Development (including the new season), Bones, House, Jackass
Movies: Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Back To The Future, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom, Rushmore, Nebraska, American Hustle, Philomena, Fargo, Fight clu....nothing.
Authors: John Green, Junot Diaz are my heros
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand coffee.
My darkest secret
Why would I just tell you like I've known you forever 0_o
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