You're way deep in my bogus bag and it's ziplocked shut

28 / Female / Canada

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Batman is the best.
I love floppy bacon, not crispy.
I am a lot more intelligent than I look and act.
I hate big muscles on men and women.
I'm in love with a stripper.
I bite my nails out of choice, not habit.
Zombies and I have a love/hate relationship.
Autumn is the best season.
Playstation is my console of choice, but I'm in like with my XBox too.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
I am a grammar Nazi.
Chicken flavoured Mr. Noodles are my guilty pleasure.
My personal library is alphabetized.
I don't like cut flowers because they die.
I have eight pillows on my bed.
Small talk is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

What I'm doing with my life
I said I was smart. I never said I had my shit together.

"Slather your mancatchers in maple syrup, double-double in one hand, box o' timbits in the other. They'd be powerless." - SnowMongoose.

"BATMA'AM IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD> I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HER KISSES BUT SHE IS A MILLION MILES AWAY. Or in the metric system, 15 decigrams." - Flipsalmighty
Favouritest of all the things
Gummy Worms.
Potato Chips.
My darkest secret
I submit photos for theCHIVE, but I haven't been selected yet. I figure I'm just not slutty enough.
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