Batman is the best. I love floppy bacon, not crispy. I am a lot more intelligent than I look and act. I hate big muscles on men and women. I'm in love with a stripper. I bite my nails out of choice, not habit. Zombies and I have a love/hate relationship. Autumn is the best season. Playstation is my console of choice, but I'm in like with my XBox too. I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around. I am a grammar Nazi. Chicken flavoured Mr. Noodles are my guilty pleasure. My personal library is alphabetized. I don't like cut flowers because they die. I have eight pillows on my bed. Small talk is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.
What I'm doing with my life
I said I was smart. I never said I had my shit together.
"Slather your mancatchers in maple syrup, double-double in one hand, box o' timbits in the other. They'd be powerless." - SnowMongoose.
"BATMA'AM IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD> I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HER KISSES BUT SHE IS A MILLION MILES AWAY. Or in the metric system, 15 decigrams." - Flipsalmighty