Hello, I am Kai. Identified as female pizza roll. Don't you dare judge me >_> I am a strong independent pizza roll who don't need no microwave.
What I'm doing with my life
I go to college. Sometimes, I wake up, go outside, cover myself in some dirt and pretend I am a potato. And I am a damn fine potato impersonator.
Favouritest of all the things
asdflakjshd I DON'T KNOW. Imgur probably. I like cannibalism. I will eat other pizza rolls all day long, and I don't care. I will not shed even one saucy tear.