I'm that idiot who snorted soy sauce through a $100 bill.
What I'm doing with my life
I'm a manager at a marketing agency. Just moved to Brisbane for work and I don't know anyone yet. Weather here is pretty good, so I've got that going for me which is nice.
Favouritest of all the things
Music, books, camping, going out for a glass of wine and coming home at 6 with no shoes and a tattoo. The last part was a lie. Sometimes.
My darkest secret
When I was 6 I pooped my pants and didn't tell anyone for 5 hours. I still get teased by my family to this day.