I am overly sarcastic, a bit too quick to comment, and have been the cause of many awkward silences (to which I was somehow oblivious). Well... I think I'm funny.
What I'm doing with my life
I am currently employed (full-time! Woo!) with the bastard child of the State and the Federal Government. I also am house and car poor, have three animals that are black and white (was not intentional), and am working towards being my new-born niece's favorite aunt (vicinity is on my side).