I like hiking, and biking and playing basketball and really anything outside. I am a huge fan of movies and music, The Shawshank Redemption is my favorite movie and Megadeth is my favorite band. I firmly believe that Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom to ever exist. If anybody wants to chat about any of these things feel free to message me. Also I realize the name is off putting but it doesn't actually mean anything.
What I'm doing with my life
AnalAssimilator apparently isn't doing anything with their life, that's unfortunate.
Favouritest of all the things
AnalAssimilator has not written anything about their favouritest of all things.
My darkest secret
AnalAssimilator doesn't think they have any secrets, but we all know about that one time right? ;)