Do you guys realize how long it took me to realize this site wasn't a joke? Jordan is an aspiring writer, artist, terrible singer, adequate cook, lame comedian, satisfactory actor, nerdy comic lover, gamer, and all around fun and interesting human being. Bottom line being if you're lucky enough to know this magnificent good looking piece of work your life is about to get a whole hell of a lot more interesting than you know.
What I'm doing with my life
I am currently stuck at a dead end job working in a call center for Allconnect. I dream of one day becoming a world famous novelist but I've not published anything yet...
Favouritest of all the things
Books... and video games. Pizza too. But mostly books...
My darkest secret
I write poetry. And often. Ask me about it sometime and I'll send you some.