AlphaSpaghetti
24 / Riverside, CA, United States
I'm a pretty friendly guy. If you live nearby, we should definitely meet up. I don't care if you're a girl, boy, meme-cat, or even an avid Nickelback fan--I still want to meet you. Of course, the specifics of your identity will alter what's on our plate (can't exactly take a fucking cat to a Nickelback concert), but we'll leave that for the Savanna to sort out.
What I'm doing with my life
I do physics and write jingles that you don't want to hear but can't help but remember.
Favouritest of all the things
Physics
Chocolate Milk
Assertiveness and passion
Bad Jokes
Eh jokes that are actually pretty ok
Sarcastic adoption of pop culture:
#YOLOswaggins
+1 for top comment.jaypeg\tits4science
A swiftly-vacillating rejection of pop culture
A fine drink and a fancy cigar
A cheap drink and an herby cough
Concision over convention
Open combat with closed risk of death
Probably you!
Chocolate Milk
Assertiveness and passion
Bad Jokes
Eh jokes that are actually pretty ok
Sarcastic adoption of pop culture:
#YOLOswaggins
+1 for top comment.jaypeg\tits4science
A swiftly-vacillating rejection of pop culture
A fine drink and a fancy cigar
A cheap drink and an herby cough
Concision over convention
Open combat with closed risk of death
Probably you!
My darkest secret
AlphaSpaghetti doesn't think they have any secrets, but we all know about that one time right? ;)
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