Fresh out of uni, if anyone wants a highly skilled graduate to work for them, I accept anything over £1.50 an hour. I enjoy sailing and most things that make loud noises/go fast like F1. I've recently made the best worst decision ever and bought a classic Mini. If you have a fiver to spare, I wouldn't complain.
If anyone out there wants a really pathetic/fat/slow running (or preferably cycling) mate to make them look better, letter me know!
OP=phony I have 0 cats. Arise the dog rebellion to overthrow the feline overlords and oppressors!
What I'm doing with my life
I've just graduated, therefore, I have no idea. McDonalds seems most likely...
Favouritest of all the things
Nothing could beat a spring cycle through the South Downs, except maybe sailing in Chichester Harbour. Playing with an old bike engine or my decrepit Mini is a blissful way to fly through the hours too.
My darkest secret
I'm trying to get fitter but, I can SO easily buy all the food in the world and then curl up in my cave, shunning humanity's bright lights and gorge myself till I'm queasy.