Once upon a time in a distant land known as California, I was born in order to stop the twinkies from invading my homeland. Unfortunately the twinkies overpowered my people and I was forced to relocate somewhere else. Because I was so quick, my parents named me Mercury after the Roman God. Years came to pass and my destiny as an airbender would finally surface. I would go through immense training to one day stop the Twinkies with my Air Bending abilities and try to send them back to the country of Nope. Along the way, I met a skilled swordsman named Aaron who always had a soft spot for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a Knight named David who would always follow his instinct. We left home at the age of 10 and recieved our pokemon from Professor Oak. I chose Squirtle as my partner in crime, while Aaron had Bulbasaur and David claimed Charmander. While the three of us were developing our skills, we had to do what we could to survive the harsh realities of life. We were 13 when Aaron had to bid farewell to his Ivysaur after we found it one cold winter morning that it had frozen to death. And we were unable to defrost him. This made our fight against the Twinkies even harder because Ivysaur wasn't just a Pokemon to us. He was a part of our family. Aaron grew stronger, yet quieter as our journey continued. I knew even back then it was hard for him to see his Pokemon go. I even decided to Release my Blastoise in order for her to find a suitable mate and have a family. We were both happy to make this decision. At 15, we made it to back to California on Charizard's back, but things were different this time. 10 year olds were practicing how to do quick scopes while they would brag about having relations with someone's female guardian, ninjas would use elemental techniques out of nowhere on domestic animals, and I could have sworn I saw a blue hedgehog running, but I couldn't make it out properly. Anyway, things were not what they used to be and the three of us understood that. Our plan was to take out the head Twinkie by planting a mind control device one of my engineer friends made on it so that way we could tell them to move somewhere else. We knew they were too strong for us if they could survive a nuclear war. We thought it was the best strategy at the time. I was in charge of planting said device on its head. This responsibility was pretty terrifying, but I knew I had to make it work. We were attacked multiple times trying to get to the head Twinkie. Aaron saved my life from a hammer bros, which I'll never forget. Then all of a sudden, he just appeared on top of his dark castle floating in the sky. We flew towards it, but were unable to penetrate it. That's when a sacred arrow came forth and destroyed the barrier. It was a young girl named Aerith that I had saved in a forest a few years back. I was really thankful for what she did, and I hated to see her perish from the one winged angel. Aaron's rage grew 3 times that day when he decided to take on Sephiroth. I could see the determination in his eyes to be a much better swordsman that Sephiroth. After challenging him, I never saw him again. David and I were the only ones left to defeat the head Twinkie. The mind control device was still intact. We still had a chance to pull it off. Inside the castle, the air was filled with darkness. I couldn't see beyond the clouds but David muttered the word "Ganondorf" and I couldn't believe it. David told me to press onward and to leave him to battle the man. To be honest, I really didn't want to do this alone, but I knew this was for the best. I headed toward the top of the castle. I was completetly out of breath by the 500th floor, but I managed to face the Head Twinkie with strength within me. Before I could even initiate, he started his turn with 3 blue eyes white dragons and cornering me. But I quickly turned things around with my shining ray of hope Exodia, and planted the mind control device...